Blackbird singing in the dead of night
I can understand his plight but then I am now officially a decrepid old man and should accept my fate.
I can see where the blackbird is going wrong, his song list is very old fashioned. And, to be quite frank, his song sounds a little gay when in flight. He comes across as a bit of a whoopsy. Faults that aren't going to pick up any birds.
A few weeks ago there was another male a few roof tops away whose repetoir included mobile phone impersonations. He scored and is now at it in a recently built nest.
I am sure there are lots of morals to be learned from this story.
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